ruinedchildhood:

spongebobssquarepants:

“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

skycrewclarke:

uterus: *bleeds*

me, a gay who does not want kids:

podcastwizard:

letterkenny is funnier than anything snl has ever done

just-shower-thoughts:

Saying that you don’t want to live anymore is not the same as saying you want to die.

just-shower-thoughts:

Since there are no female leprechauns and they hang out at the bottom of a rainbow; the pot of gold might be metaphorical for gay hot leprechaun sex.

just-shower-thoughts:

The odds of being born are 1 in 400 trillion but there is no one in the world who hasn’t done it

balkansoul-deactivated20220924:

blueinaseaofred:

reasoncourt:

reasoncourt:

reasoncourt:

it’s settled

can’t say i’m not enjoying the leo slander on my tl rn

HELP 💀